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Smell Demotivational Poster

SLOW DOWN - You move too fast

TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)

TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Resurrection not included. 5L.


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am
Excellent well played, LA


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.52/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.

BACON COLOGNE - The scent of gods and motifakers.

AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN - Great... Now all the fish are going to smell like that.

TAGS: fish day eve is one smelly cont
Rating: 3.98/5

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agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:05 pm
TheTrashHeap - April 17, 2010, 7:03 pm
This random b***on takes me to the best places!
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
Excellent Fatt Matt. 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:47 pm
This is a good'un.
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2009, 4:32 pm
HAHAHA Let me tell ya there GrimTimmy... I'm an atheist and this poster has nothing to do with religion whatsoever. But thank you for playing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:23 pm
Wow grimfilth. You missed the joke entirely.
DreMagnum - December 3, 2009, 4:21 pm
What the f***? Why attack religion? Where does this poster mention his faith at all. And no, it wouldnt have been funnier.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:20 pm
god is a lie, i hope you live happily, and dumb. i'm sorry, but wouldn't it be funnier if it said, now all the woman smell like fish?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:04 pm
I love it! 5.


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake

BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!

JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.

TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.

BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.

TAGS: underware dog smell pants cop
Rating: 2/5

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Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.

Wimin only -

TAGS: men fart wimin smell
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:24 am
Uh, that's not my nose....
MissPriss - June 1, 2014, 2:57 am
See gals, told ya the male dancer looked familiar, his nose in all our business. 5L for the poster but only a 1L for your striptease.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
But, yeah, it was waaaay too much work. Didn’t even have the energy left to turn heads. Howevah, thanks for the charitable recognition, LG.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
I coulda writ yer comment ahead of time, Vernie. Yep, the joke is as stale as my fishing sox, but I so wanted to do a wimin only.
lgvernon - May 31, 2014, 5:40 pm

One of my all-time favorite Jokes! And such a lot of work! 5P.s. and I'm watching you, mister.


TAGS: must smell lovely in there
Rating: 4.39/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:25 am
I lolz pew pew! :)



TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is a**ociated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm
@culos, thanks for the descriptive a**istance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


TAGS: smell the roses tomorrow late calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - July 11, 2012, 9:04 pm
thx space
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:20 pm
Nice one Gas.

GUESS - ...who had the triple bean dip sausa, seven deviled eggs, a six-pack of beer, oysters and mustard corn dogs yesterday...


TAGS: there are less smelly fish in the sea
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 9:42 pm
oh no he didn't


TAGS: holiday smells assignment crop dusting
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
LMAO! I don't know if that's and insult or not... but I love it!


CYNIC - A man who, when he smells a flower, looks around for the coffin.

TAGS: smell the flowers liquid
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:27 pm
Oh, man! Liquid, you are spot on! You're brilliant! Lol! 5

MERMAIDS - Because sometimes all you want is a little tail...

TAGS: i am doing my best to avoid the obligatory smells like fish joke
Rating: 3.78/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:42 pm
XD 5 Poodles
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:53 pm
i sense a necrophila joke coming up
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:04 pm
Well, she did hear him say he wanted to "eat her out." What did she expect?
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 11:10 am
He made the logical choice...it wouldn't have ended well if he tried the other thing. 5/5



TAGS: actually cheese smells better
Rating: 2.92/5

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DrEvo82 - September 28, 2009, 12:26 pm

DUDE! - You Gotta Try A Different Deodorant

TAGS: b***smell
Rating: 2.75/5

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Sean - February 13, 2010, 4:47 pm
BECAUSE YOU CAN ... often means you shouldn't.

SMELL IT - Smell It Now Taste It

SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.

Antiquity -

TAGS: wax crayons colors imagination smell
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:58 am
Hey! You peeked! But I can't help it, don't you see? Crayons! The gateway marker ;-)


Memories -

TAGS: death torment hide n seek smell
Rating: 4.5/5

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XerxestheGreat - September 28, 2014, 6:23 pm
Hm...seems legit...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 10:45 am
Well, well, well. I've got a new plan, lol.
GaryO - September 28, 2014, 12:17 am
good plan...good plan

P-U!! -

TAGS: i smell a rat
Rating: 4.5/5

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Smell this -


TAGS: smell the roses calendar women love flowers
Rating: 4.19/5

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Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
It's from Hitch****s 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.


TAGS: ahhh the sweet smell of success
Rating: 4.14/5

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HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
Haha, very true. And this one is still a good laugh.
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 3:45 pm
I almost went down that road HtD, but I figured I've beaten that subject to death and enough is enough, eh.
HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
A rose by any other name is Narutarded.




TAGS: june challenge what if sight sound taste touch smell
Rating: 3.55/5

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Bemxuu - July 25, 2011, 5:21 am
My pick would be my sense of humour. It's the only one that would help me to bare with absense of others.
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 9:03 am
I'm gonna have to put my 5L's on sight.
Anonymous2 - June 5, 2010, 2:14 am
I'd be leaning towards hearing, but tasting would be a close second. Seeing, smelling, and feeling are out. It all comes down to hearing where you could possibly still communicate, or tasting, for bacon's sake.


TAGS: internet creeps favorite aroma odor smell
Rating: 3.54/5

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Derek - December 13, 2009, 4:50 pm
Wingnut Productions!


TAGS: horrible bike and smelly shoes
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - May 8, 2010, 9:46 pm
Really, apart from the colour, that's a very good track bike.


GEORGE DUVALL - He loves the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning !!

TAGS: george duvall loves smell napalm morning apocalypse now apocalypse now
Rating: 2.64/5

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brianjayy - May 7, 2011, 2:57 am
Do you mean Robert Duvall...??? He was the actor in Apocalypse Now...

MY DEODORANT - Cleans, Freshens & Deodorizes - Even Under The Rim! Without Hard Scrubbing (Only Once A Week)

TAGS: deodorant motifake calender 9 april 2010 smells good
Rating: 2/5

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Cloudchaser - April 9, 2010, 11:20 am

Fishing -

TAGS: smelly bait
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2015, 11:15 am
To wit, Onebytch
spacedog - August 1, 2015, 10:57 am
Heh, nice image skills.

Tactics -