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Smell Demotivational Poster


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm, #239288
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm, #214158
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm, #208423
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm, #150155
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm, #149900
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am, #149459
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am, #149451
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am, #149450
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm, #149351
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm, #149201
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm, #149200
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am, #148711
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm, #148639
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm, #148627
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm, #148575
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm, #148570

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am, #161368
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am, #139731
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am, #121102
Resurrection not included. 5L.


ON THE NOSE -


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm, #228935
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #228924
Excellent well played, LA


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.52/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am, #127142
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm, #127035
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm, #127031
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


BACON COLOGNE - The scent of gods and motifakers.




AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN - Great... Now all the fish are going to smell like that.


TAGS: fish day eve is one smelly cont
Rating: 3.98/5

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agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:05 pm, #171897
LOL!
TheTrashHeap - April 17, 2010, 7:03 pm, #171896
This random b***on takes me to the best places!
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:08 pm, #142206
Excellent Fatt Matt. 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:47 pm, #142193
This is a good'un.
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2009, 4:32 pm, #142173
HAHAHA Let me tell ya there GrimTimmy... I'm an atheist and this poster has nothing to do with religion whatsoever. But thank you for playing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:23 pm, #142168
Wow grimfilth. You missed the joke entirely.
DreMagnum - December 3, 2009, 4:21 pm, #142167
What the f***? Why attack religion? Where does this poster mention his faith at all. And no, it wouldnt have been funnier.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:20 pm, #142166
god is a lie, i hope you live happily, and dumb. i'm sorry, but wouldn't it be funnier if it said, now all the woman smell like fish?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:04 pm, #142162
I love it! 5.


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm, #182565
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm, #174188
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm, #169537
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm, #169536
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm, #169534
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm, #169533
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.


TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am, #252195
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am, #252192
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm, #252188
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm, #252186
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am, #223947
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm, #223927
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.


TAGS: underware dog smell pants cop
Rating: 2/5

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Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm, #26910
I can't blame the poor beast.


Wimin only -


TAGS: men fart wimin smell
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:24 am, #255142
Uh, that's not my nose....
MissPriss - June 1, 2014, 2:57 am, #255131
See gals, told ya the male dancer looked familiar, his nose in all our business. 5L for the poster but only a 1L for your striptease.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm, #255122
But, yeah, it was waaaay too much work. Didn’t even have the energy left to turn heads. Howevah, thanks for the charitable recognition, LG.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm, #255121
I coulda writ yer comment ahead of time, Vernie. Yep, the joke is as stale as my fishing sox, but I so wanted to do a wimin only.
lgvernon - May 31, 2014, 5:40 pm, #255120

One of my all-time favorite Jokes! And such a lot of work! 5P.s. and I'm watching you, mister.


HI THERE -


TAGS: must smell lovely in there
Rating: 4.39/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:25 am, #218887
I lolz pew pew! :)


FLATULANCE -




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm, #145314
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm, #145305
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is a**ociated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm, #145301
@culos, thanks for the descriptive a**istance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm, #145297
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm, #145293
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES -


TAGS: smell the roses tomorrow late calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - July 11, 2012, 9:04 pm, #237185
thx space
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:20 pm, #237163
Nice one Gas.


GUESS - ...who had the triple bean dip sausa, seven deviled eggs, a six-pack of beer, oysters and mustard corn dogs yesterday...




CORRECTION -


TAGS: there are less smelly fish in the sea
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 9:42 pm, #187403
oh no he didn't


HOLIDAY FAMILY GATHERINGS -


TAGS: holiday smells assignment crop dusting
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:56 pm, #145257
LMAO! I don't know if that's and insult or not... but I love it!


DO ME A FAVOUR -




CYNIC - A man who, when he smells a flower, looks around for the coffin.


TAGS: smell the flowers liquid
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:27 pm, #241620
Oh, man! Liquid, you are spot on! You're brilliant! Lol! 5


MERMAIDS - Because sometimes all you want is a little tail...


TAGS: i am doing my best to avoid the obligatory smells like fish joke
Rating: 3.78/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:42 pm, #130521
XD 5 Poodles
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:53 pm, #130289
i sense a necrophila joke coming up
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:04 pm, #130282
Well, she did hear him say he wanted to "eat her out." What did she expect?
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 11:10 am, #130274
He made the logical choice...it wouldn't have ended well if he tried the other thing. 5/5


RED SHIRT -




WINEHOUSE -


TAGS: actually cheese smells better
Rating: 2.92/5

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DrEvo82 - September 28, 2009, 12:26 pm, #122392
Or a CRACKHOUSE!!!


DUDE! - You Gotta Try A Different Deodorant


TAGS: b***smell
Rating: 2.75/5

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Sean - February 13, 2010, 4:47 pm, #157922
BECAUSE YOU CAN ... often means you shouldn't.


SMELL IT - Smell It Now Taste It




SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.




Antiquity -


TAGS: wax crayons colors imagination smell
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:58 am, #253860
Hey! You peeked! But I can't help it, don't you see? Crayons! The gateway marker ;-)


TROUBLES -




Memories -


TAGS: death torment hide n seek smell
Rating: 4.5/5

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XerxestheGreat - September 28, 2014, 6:23 pm, #256838
Hm...seems legit...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 10:45 am, #256833
Well, well, well. I've got a new plan, lol.
GaryO - September 28, 2014, 12:17 am, #256831
good plan...good plan


P-U!! -


TAGS: i smell a rat
Rating: 4.5/5

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Smell this -




WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR -


TAGS: smell the roses calendar women love flowers
Rating: 4.19/5

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Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm, #237173
It's from Hitch****s 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm, #237162
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am, #237154
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm, #237141
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm, #237139
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.


A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME -


TAGS: ahhh the sweet smell of success
Rating: 4.14/5

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HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154377
Haha, very true. And this one is still a good laugh.
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 3:45 pm, #154374
I almost went down that road HtD, but I figured I've beaten that subject to death and enough is enough, eh.
HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154372
A rose by any other name is Narutarded.


HOARDING -




MEMORIES -




WHAT IF? -


TAGS: june challenge what if sight sound taste touch smell
Rating: 3.55/5

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Bemxuu - July 25, 2011, 5:21 am, #221857
My pick would be my sense of humour. It's the only one that would help me to bare with absense of others.
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 9:03 am, #179461
I'm gonna have to put my 5L's on sight.
Anonymous2 - June 5, 2010, 2:14 am, #179134
I'd be leaning towards hearing, but tasting would be a close second. Seeing, smelling, and feeling are out. It all comes down to hearing where you could possibly still communicate, or tasting, for bacon's sake.


MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE INTERNET -


TAGS: internet creeps favorite aroma odor smell
Rating: 3.54/5

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Derek - December 13, 2009, 4:50 pm, #145322
Wingnut Productions!


THEFT PREVENTION -


TAGS: horrible bike and smelly shoes
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - May 8, 2010, 9:46 pm, #175187
Really, apart from the colour, that's a very good track bike.


WORKAHOLIC -




GEORGE DUVALL - He loves the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning !!


TAGS: george duvall loves smell napalm morning apocalypse now apocalypse now
Rating: 2.64/5

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brianjayy - May 7, 2011, 2:57 am, #218220
Do you mean Robert Duvall...??? He was the actor in Apocalypse Now...


MY DEODORANT - Cleans, Freshens & Deodorizes - Even Under The Rim! Without Hard Scrubbing (Only Once A Week)


TAGS: deodorant motifake calender 9 april 2010 smells good
Rating: 2/5

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Cloudchaser - April 9, 2010, 11:20 am, #170397
AND IF YOU BUY NOW...


Fishing -


TAGS: smelly bait
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2015, 11:15 am, #262219
To wit, Onebytch
spacedog - August 1, 2015, 10:57 am, #262217
Heh, nice image skills.


Tactics -




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